Hey I'm Iysa, 18 from England, I like Octopi, and jingle jingle bells in my hair, i draw stuff too !I'm also the Normal type Gym leader for the tumbleleague Please enjoy your stay UwU
Red? I think it’s red.
I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.
I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.
Either way, I’m still laughing.
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
the old razzle dazzle
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
That’s a real tear jerker
Did you just
Anyone who hasn’t heard this needs to.
OKAY SO I AM ACTUALLY FUCKING C RYTING NOIW AND GHFASDHJsj’fy;k lhkjfdruytiuyo
I’m pretty sure this is the song they play when you arrive at heaven
That is so beautiful oh my God. Like is that literally actually the real version of it? is that actually what it’s really like? Oh gosh they need to bring this tune back to the computers. This song + Windows 7
It was this long because it took a computer 3 minutes to start up in 2001.
Simulate the real thing by randomly pausing it and unpausing it every 5 to 20 seconds. And simulate the physical spinning hard drive sound by groaning staccato throughout.
via spectrumpsionic [DUDE WHY]
holy shit no this can’t be real
I had an XP for like 7 years and never heard this, holy shit - somebody tell me who actually made this.
I feel like I have seen the face of God.
I was skeptical ALL THE WAY up until the last actual second
then it all made sense.
Definitely a remix inspired by the windows sounds. (Link is source) Nonetheless, this is quite lovely
WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS
Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.
People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.
Well that took a turn I didn’t expect
MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.
sooo you both get burned in the end
you did NOT
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN
and people say anime is shit.
did this motherfucker just suplex a goddamn deer?
IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY
The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film
YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE